Just a test

Monday, the 30. April 2007, 15:11 by

test post to see if the latest IE can cope with making posts to WordPress – well it can YAY hurrah for Microshaft!

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Women!??!!

Friday, the 27. April 2007, 09:04 by

Now then, Dont get me wrong about women im not against them, I love everything about them, Their smell, their soft voices and their power to make you feel what love really is. But just lately I can’t stop thinking of their flaws, minor I agree but true, you might agree you might even find it funny, so with my mum excluded here goes;

Fellow women, before any relationship dont always expect the worst, some of us are really nice youd be suprised. If a relationship accures then please for starters remember that we like hugs and kisses just as much as you do (honest) , dont argue with us when we call you beautiful, we Know your pretty, thats one of the reasons were going out with you!!

Dont go into details about your period, it scares us, and if you do have cramps and we ask you whats wrong, just tell us its that time of month and nothing more!
Dont compare a womens struggle to mens, we never shave our legs get over it. NEVER ask us to put make-up on, its just wrong.
We may not be able to piss straight but atleast we can pee standing up! Just cause you think youre always right, doesnt mean that you dont have to apologize when you do something wrong.
We cant always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
Never ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for!!!!

Now listen PMS is not a fucking excuse,
never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you,
Never kick us in the plums,
Dont ask us to kiss other men, you might be comfortable with your best mate but to us its wrong,
We know youre not always right, but well pretend like you are anyway,
If you want us to put the bastard seat down when were done, you fucking put it up when your done,
And finally we always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends!!!!!!!!!!!
Call me?

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Am I an Easyjet speedy boarding tosser? yes I am!

Tuesday, the 24. April 2007, 13:45 by

the humourous post here discuss’s Easyjets new feature allowing up to 20 passengers to move first to the check in gate by paying a small premium. In his rant, he questions how self important one has to be to think they should go first in the queue amongst anyone else.

I say this

when I travel, its rarely for pleasure, and even when it is, I want a hassle free journey with as much choice as possible to the seating on the plane and with that in mind, I will not feel guilty in taking advantage of speedy boarding in the future. If I could pay extra to not have to stand next to members of the British public, then id do that too. Does it make me a tosser? Very possibly!

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Im now a consultant on Bitwine

Wednesday, the 11. April 2007, 13:40 by

so if you want any advice on anything computer related, then feel free to chat me up! Only 1$ a minute!

easysystemsuk@BitWine

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