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You know, im in dispair. An absolute rage! People, about 87% to be exact, are absolute uneducated tossers! Let me give you example after example of what im talking about; …….

So im on the bus coming into work, a little late may I add due to some alchohol fuelled shenanigans from the previous night. Anyway, its about 8.40am, the bus is RAMMED. I mean, its the proverbial sardine tin. People stink dont they in the morning? B.O. fags, come on, have a fucking wash!

So im there, in the putrid backdraft of some council estate mother fucka next to me who feels that wearing a Nokia round his neck bangin out Neyo is acceptable! Moron!

Anyway, im thinking, wait a minute, if im in a rush, and its 8.40am, and the bus is rammed, everyone else is late too! Why is everyone late? No wonder the British economy is fucked as no one can be fucking arsed to get to work on time!

Oh and whilst we’re on the subject of the British Economy, a little message to all you tossers who are standing outside Northern Rock….

THE ONLY REASON THE BANK IS GOING UNDER, IS BECUASE ALL ITS MOTHERFUCKING CUSTOMERS ARE DRAWING OUT THEIR ENTIRE SAVINGS

Do you know how many banks have gone under in the last twenty years, fuck it, in the history of the universe!??? none. FUCKING NONE

WAKE THE FUCK UP, DONT TRY AND UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEXITIES OF COMMERCE, POLITICS AND FINANCE AS ITS CLEARLY BEYOND YOUR PEA SIZED MUSH THAT IS YOUR BRAIN, AND LEAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY WHERE IT IS

TOSSERS

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