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People who consider consuming some titbit from the daily mail, or similar large broadsheet newspaper is more important than occupying less space, to allow another human being, a few more millimetres of comfort in a packed tube

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People who choose to yawn on the tube and not bother covering their mouth, actually thinking I want to see there lower left rear mowlar.

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Those that fail to “get” the apparent complexity of tube station entrance and exit turnstyles, and so, choose to work this out, mid flow, of other people trying to get to work/get home.

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People who choose not to hold on, on the tube, expecting themselves to be some giant human fucking gyroscope, but instead, falling into me for several stops